1. Your top three favorite pastimes involve sleep.
We are all getting older, but somehow I think it makes it a little easier when you can laugh about it. Here are 13 attempts to get you to laugh... or at least smile!
3. I know I am getting older when...
5. Food has replaced sex in my life...
now I can't even get into my own pants!
6. For sure this is true!
7. I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs?She said Depends.
9. I was always taught to respect my elders...Now I don't have anyone to respect.
11. I got married for better or worse...She couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse!
13. Everyone wants to live a long time, but none of us want to get old.
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