Clothes?

The only reason I wear clothes is to keep people from laughing at me.

My favourite clothes are my cowboy hat, snap button shirts, blue jeans and cowboy boots.  Shirley used to call me her Marlborough man… without the horse, without boots and without the cigarette.

At one time I had to wear suits to work… and for sure when I had to go to the bank.  I called them my "grovelling clothes."  But today I love to wear tee shirts… and I like logo shirts.  Like this one you can hardly see... we got it in Mykonos.  I like the logos for the memories.  Mykonos is the windmill place.

Clothes?  That is girly stuff.  No real man would put that on the list.